i only read it for the articles

i was randomly on friendster looking for one of my cousins when i saw THIS guy. i seriously thought he was caramban, b/c i've never seen an indian boy with a body like THAT. well, apparently he's not. he is actually brown. damn. from one genetic stud ;) to someone who is clearly another...maximum respect.

he has one of my favourite boy-names of all time...he's a DJ...and finally, let us not ignore his milk chocolate-y deliciousness. (i once inadvertently inspired an abnormal, freckled malayalee guy to get a tan b/c i kept carrying him for his doughy "pasty"-ness. he still only lasted two weeks. so, the moral of this story is- don't act PRESSED and change yourself when a girl insults you b/c she won't respect such obvious desperation. the other moral is that anna likes milk, not dark or white.) anyways, bravo AAMIR. anna likey.

now. no comments on "why don't you date him?", b/c it was ALL about the ogle. besides, unless he's a chemical engineer or a lawyer (or both) i'm probably not going to be breathless. oh, who am i kidding. i have my hands full of CEOs, DJs and ivy-league boy toys already. i like excess as much as the next chanel freak but there is a limit. :) none of you should be surprised though...we all know i dig boys with bigger breastises than me, right sachin? ;)

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Like that’s ANY stretch for someone to have, in your current insomnia-induced emaciated condition. I mean really, if that baby you posted a few days ago (who looked, oh, about 10 months old and was sooo awwwwwww) had bigger, erm, “breastises” than you do . . .
And another thing. ol’ Aamir up there may be able to bench press more than me (just maybe) but he’s got NOTHING on this set of six . . . and if the temptation to do more than ogle does arise, just remember you can’t cut yourself on HIS obliques; that's only possible with idiot #1. ;)