If I were four years younger... ;)

Best sentence(s) in a Friendster Testimonial EVER:

Don’t let the Stochastic
Calculus textbooks fool you. This Indian
bastard can seduce, bring to orgasm,
and send packing any Long Island
Princess faster than she can blink her
press on eyelashes!

Written for this kid, who sounds like an absolute sweetheart:

But I'm wayyyy partial to Bengali boys, so I might be a bit biased (and when they're new yorkers too?  oooooh, chile!)