7:00am wake up, curse patisserie for not being open with helpful Illy drink.
7:45am pray frantically.
8:00am survive most important phone interview of MY LIFE.
9:00am try and stop twitching from nerves, get some sleep.
11:00am wake up, brush teeth, call Vicky's, get caffeine.
11:35am Vicky is disgusted by my lack of toe maintenance (hello, unemployment!).
12:30pm leave Vicky's.
1:00pm shower! hurry!
1:30pm pray for correct metrobus to arrive.
2:00pm pick up car.
2:40pm debate the importance of bangs and if necessary, what length they should be.
3:30pm leave salon, feel human again.
4:00pm get hooked up by cousin who is make-up artist for Stila.
5:30pm fetch Panda.
6:oopm Vicky's AGAIN.
7:01pm take boxes from here to new apt, since we have car.
7:30pm leave for Potomac or wherever.
8:ish rehearsal dinner.
2:01am leave party.
3:00am fall in to bed, tell you we have to be up in a few hours, you whine.
11:00am wake your panda ass up.
12:00pm two hours of mad errand-running.
2:00pm return car, hail cab.
2:30pm leave for Sheraton.
3:00pm arrive, check in, change in to suitable north indian sari.
4:30pm my first Hindu ceremony.
5:30pm end of ceremony.
8:00pm woooh shaji's murried ann i'm drunkk ypeeee!
11:00am wake up with hangover, plead for late check-out.
12:00pm leave hotel.
1:00pm drop stuff at home, preferably in a heap which is directly in our way, later.
2:00pm Garden and Cosmos opening @ Freer/Sackler.
6:00pm pass out because we are pathetic.
9:00pm wake up and ransack fridge.
10:00pm Episode 12 of Mad Men.
10:30pm Ambien time!
11:30pm I'll be sleep-walking at this point, so just point me towards a safe, flat surface.
**Right now, hair looks like top row/middle pic of this collage, except black instead of brown.