A N N A J O H N ' S D I A R Y

Book me on Jenny Jones and get it over with

Mom: hello.  are you still busy  :)

me: little bit

  what's up, ma

Mom: nothing. can't I say have to you  without a cause

me: yes, mommy.  you can say have or hi to me  without a cause  :D

 

Mom: too far to hit…my hand doesn't strech that far  :)

me: it's okay ;)…look, $$$ private school was worth something- I can type.

Mom: speaking of school,  do you know a Bernadette?

me: I do

Mom: something like that?

me: from middle school

Mom: ok.  she send you a reunion flyer.   she wrote a little note with it

me: is she trying to reach me?

Mom: yes. you  plus $25. oct 8^th.  it went to the old house

me: hmmm

Mom: with daddy's name on it

me: :(

Mom: i guess she doesn't know much about you

me: reunion is THIS year?  we graduated in 1988? 

Mom: yesh. you  old lady

No, I'm Lucky to be Yours.

More GChat-facilitated bonding, passive-aggressive proclivities not included...

My BUSY status Message: 

Breathe, Anna, Breathe… :( || 133.2 ...and I went to brunch at Harry's TWICE this wknd... || Feb 5-9 = Hell Week. Mantra = SAHMilf. E90, take me away... || FIVE deliverables in the next 30 hours...must...consider...RedBull, a.k.a. nasty, fizzy poo ||

A minute later, his:

Pixie I have faith that you will succeed! Have faith!

Volley:

And Pixie's faith is restored. :) Ty, MR. || 133.2 ...and I went to brunch at Harry's TWICE this wknd... || Feb 5-9 = Hell Week. Mantra = SAHMilf. E90, take me away... || FIVE deliverables in the next 30 hours...must...consider...RedBull, a.k.a. nasty, fizzy poo ||

His serve:

:) Pixie, you're awesome. I'm lucky to be your friend.

...and then I was delighted in a passing-notes-to-my-favorite-friend-during third-period  history class in 1989 sort of way, as I inhaled luxuriously and already felt more capable.

I closed my eyes, thought of George Michael (Faith-a, faith-a, FAITH!), realized I didn't have time to recharge my beliefs like someone Orthodox should (how useful Catholics are! Their mass is half-as-long as liturgy and "Glory be..." might be the fastest prayer EVER), murmured aforementioned brief blurb o' holiness...and THEN my next meeting didn't seem so arduous, at all.  Appositely enough, the only boy who could ever teach me...was the son of a Preacher man. :) 

And I Have Tonsillitis, too.

oxytocin: haha
oxytocin: your tonsils have more testosterone than my testes, thanku

me: perhaps i should have them removed

oxytocin: yes, donate them to me.

It Boggles my Mind, too!

My GChat "away message" or, the truth behind the little minus sign, the sequel:

A N N A:  Jesus inside.  Like Intel, just wayyy better.  :)  And no, you may not kiss me for 24 whole hours.  :D

Maurice:  Word, Jesus is waaaaayyyy better than Intel...for example, no divide by zero errors in Jesus, and hey, he's already overclocked.  Super overclocked.  Ultra-plus-overclocked.  Try that with an Intel.  Of course, I'm trying to picture the motherboard for Jesus and it boggles the mind.

I heart Maurice. :)

Well, it is hot...

My GChat "away message" or, the truth behind the little minus sign:

A N N A:  Mango pieces, salt, vinegar, red chili, sesame oil, mustard, asafoetida = Perfection. 

Product of India?  HELL YES!

nmeyer: Anna, you're getting me turned on

never take you for granted again

10:51 AM K: Hey... you are up. Morning sunshine.

27 minutes

11:19 AM K: And hun I am craving South Indian food, we need to hit some SI place this weekend.

15 minutes

11:35 AM me: what a morning

 K: good one ?

 me: emergency h2o shutoff = brushing my teeth with evian

 K: ahh the princess is getting her wish

 me: do you have any idea how traumatic it is for someone with ocd to realize they CANNOT wash their hands??

11:36 AM K: umm hmmm... more evian

 me: i wore gloves.  when i just went outside.  to get coffee.

 and i bought a gallon of lesser water.

 K: ooh...

11:37 AM you are so funny :D

11:38 AM me: i'm not washing my hands with evian.  i'll brush my teeth with it, but not that.  my hands don't care how h2o tastes.

 K: well that is true....

11:41 AM brb. I hate my job :D

 me: :)

like doctors need help getting any ;)

C-----ology: I saw your planned blog meetup... You're going drinking with a bunch of intelligent, creative minded women?  Can I come along?

politicaldesi [away]: getting shleepy...

C-----ology: (the male version of that) You're going drinking with a bunch of women? Can I come along?

C-----ology:   (the male Physician version of that)  drinking? Can I come along? :-)

LA face with an Oakland booty

Turbanhead! :  link

Turbanhead! : real wimmin gots curves!

A N N A : then i must really be a woman ;-)

Turbanhead! :  :-D

:+:

i'm so glad his blog is back.  :)

To one of the funniest girls I barely know

politicaldesi: there is a micro-tribute

politicaldesi: in my last SM post

politicaldesi: to YOU

Peppermint Mocha: oo, oo

Peppermint Mocha: lemme check

politicaldesi: ;-)

Peppermint Mocha: :-) :-) :-)

Auto response from politicaldesi (away):

Peppermint Mocha, you're the meaning in my life, you're the inspiration... O:-)

Peppermint Mocha: yay

politicaldesi: you like?

Peppermint Mocha: i lurve

politicaldesi: awww

Peppermint Mocha: thanks, anna banana

politicaldesi: my pleasure, j dizzle

I rock the mic, they say I'm not lady like

GOP Mallu : yo

GOP Mallu  signed off at 10:51:50 PM.

GOP Mallu  signed on at 10:10:50 AM. 

politicaldesi: you can't play with my yo-yo

GOP Mallu : oh my..i yo'd you by mistake :-)

politicaldesi: indeed

politicaldesi: anil is a doll, btw

politicaldesi: love him

GOP Mallu : cool

GOP Mallu : i'll be hearing all about your time together this weekend

politicaldesi: yayyyy

politicaldesi: tell him i'm boring

politicaldesi: and that i want to do the same thing again and again and again

politicaldesi: i.e.

politicaldesi: mysore dosa in georgetown

politicaldesi: and then watermelon martinis and kir royales at blue gin

politicaldesi: awesome

sad saturday, sweeeet sunday

myJaywalkingLawyer: anna!
myJaywalkingLawyer: how was your brown writing workshop??
A N N A   : well, le'ts see, shall we?

From: SJM
To: kahanidc@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sun, 24 Apr 2005 15:41:42 -0400
Subject: 3:35pm

Where are you people? It's 3:35pm and apparently out of the 12 people who have RSVP'ed, only one of you has shown up. Props to Priya.

The rest of you suck. I was going to say "beyond the power of words to describe," but then realized what a cop out that phrase is for someone sitting at a writing workshop, getting progressively more and more irate at being proved yet again how absurd his peers are.

You'd think I'd have gotten over it by now. Well, this one goes out to the entire group. Shame on you if you RSVP'ed and then simply forgot or overslept (3pm! Jesus, how hard is that?).

Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.

A N N A   : :-)
myJaywalkingLawyer: oooh
myJaywalkingLawyer: ouch

A N N A   : a few mins later, raghav showed which was great
myJaywalkingLawyer: that really, really sucks - what is UP with that?
A N N A   : and then at 4:15 sini came. she's a rockstar
A N N A   : ran the 5k
A N N A   : went to work
A N N A   : and STILL showed up
A N N A   : so wtf excuse could anyone have, next to THAT?  ;-)
myJaywalkingLawyer: that's the thing - they don't have excuses, they just don't care

A N N A   : it was nice though, w/five people
A N N A   : we all went to cosi afterwards, with -----
A N N A   : and sjm and i had smores w/our cappuccinos
A N N A   : it was raucous fun
myJaywalkingLawyer: nice, i've always wanted to do the s'mores thing

A N N A   : lots of talk of zoophilia, home-made porn and asskissing
A N N A   : you missed out, natch ;-)
A N N A   : the dolphin fucking...now that conversation had ALL of cosi utterly appalled
A N N A   : :-D

koalas aren't the only sweet things down unda

Awesome Aussie  :   gday gday
Awesome Aussie  :   whats goin on? obviously a lot......

A N N A  :: :: sorry-- am a bit swamped this morning
A N N A  ::  :: hope you are well

Awesome Aussie  :   yeah no worries
Awesome Aussie  :   im not on for long anyway

A N N A  ::  :: ohhhh :-\

Awesome Aussie  :   hope you are feelin alright tho (you seemed a bit down)

A N N A  ::  :: i'm feeling much better after last week. still, bright and early this morn, another "anon"comment on flog about my "weight"

Awesome Aussie  :   wankers

A N N A  ::  :: the worst part is, now if i do resume my old-style diary posts w/weight+bf, it's like i'm doing it b/c of that moron or last week
A N N A  ::  :: exactly.  wanker!  i can't win

A N N A  ::  :: glad you said "hi" though :-)

Awesome Aussie  :   have a bonza day anna

A N N A  ::  :: bye :-)

Awesome Aussie  :   (dont listen to anyone... i reckon your gorgeous... jus between you and me ;-))

A N N A  ::  :: awwww

Awesome Aussie  :   cheerio

A N N A  ::  ::    :-D

the tipping point

mwmwn  : anna - read SM, and got your email

A N N A  :    >:o  i've had it

mwmwn  :  i know. it's ...... freaky. don't know what to tell you - on the one hand - i don't want you to back down. but on the other hand - it's just so ewww

A N N A  : i wish it were my blog...i'd ban him.

mwmwn  : do we have an IP on him? it HAS to be a guy, as usual

A N N A  : it is and i think he is a psychopath, seriously

mwmwn  : okay, i trust you on that

A N N A  : he knows me?  my fertility?  my misdeeds that God will damn me for?

A N N A  : he's posted on SM as "________"

A N N A  : and THAT turns out to be a livejournal

A N N A  : which i skimmed

A N N A  : he only used that handle once.  idiot.

mwmwn  : wait - that guy seemed vaguely funny (TL)

A N N A  : he's mocked me a few times under other handles

A N N A  : but nothing so blatant

A N N A  : here's a different comment from his last-used IP addy, from our april fool's post

"That was quite a good one!

I am new to sepia, so I had no idea what Manish's sexual orientation was, much less what Anna would do when someone tosses beer in her face (Does this not happen often? Just curious)Bottomline, I was thinking of what I can do to get my daily fix from tomorrow onwards. Cocaine did seem one of the options, but getting that is more difficult than typing http://www.sepiamutiny.com

All right. You guys got me. I'm not infallible. In fact, this post was so good that I decided to stop lurking around in the shadows and actually post a comment. I have come out of the closet. I have seen the light. And it is neon!"

A N N A  : wait…wha? ”what Anna would do when someone tosses beer in her face (Does this not happen often? Just curious”

mwmwn  : i'm sorry i wasn't more prompt about getting back to you- i just got into my office, just got your message

A N N A  : no, it's fine. i actually fwd’d it to you just so you'd have context, in case i tearfully mentioned it later

mwmwn  : i never know how to handle it when people are shitty to you on your blog and on SM…i want to jump in and tell them off - but that doesn't seem to be my place

aunties out of my uterus!

DEEPA:  i had to keep running away from that auntie b/c she would find me w/some baby in my lap and tell me how great i am with kids

A N N A :   ack

DEEPA:  and i had to take off before the whole "why aren't you married? when are you going to pop out a few?" discussion

A N N A :    ACK
A N N A :   ACK
A N N A :   ACK

DEEPA:  preeeeeety much

A N N A :  why is everyone trying to marry me off / impregnate me??

DEEPA: esp. women!

A N N A : dude, if i do this to my daughter when she's 30
A N N A :  you have permission to take off my manolos and bean me in the head

DEEPA:  i won't have to - she'd do it for herself

A N N A :  very true

SAJA and babies and i'm elderly, oh my...

Turbanhead: hey- is the SM crew gonna be in full effect at the SAJA event in march?

A N N A: me + manish...not sure who else

A N N A: you gonna be there?!

Turbanhead: i'm checking my "schedule" ;-)

A N N A: awesome

A N N A: if i get to meet TFC, i'll faint like a proper over-zealous fan

Turbanhead: :-D

Turbanhead: actually , if  i attend - it will be just me

A N N A: cry, ask for his autograph via sharpie

A N N A: get a tattoo over it to preserve it forever

A N N A: i know, i'm kidding ;-)

AOL IM From PhilliesPrettiest: Ummmmmaahhh! :) [via mobile]

Dearest little nik,

OOOMA right back atcha.  I hope 26 is your best year yet. 

Love,

Annachy  :) 

p.s. you may wish her a happy birthday HERE.

my readers can handle a 404, i know it for a fact

Turbanhead: my site has been taken down from the traffic

A N N A : that sucks!

Turbanhead: i’m creating a special 404 page (with links to the Power99 MP3)

A N N A : nice

…Turbanhead: feh - i need to figure out how to reroute all requests to that new error page…if someone directly links to the post's link - they don’t get that custom 404 message

A N N A : ohhhh

A N N A : hmm.  well, whenever i get that page, and it gives me an error/tells me to go to the site’s home page, i always do

A N N A : and if people just do THAT in this case, they’ll see the cool 404...

Turbanhead: yeah - most people aren’t that "savvy” ;-)

honeychile, you are sho shweeeeet

pretty julie: hi anna! happy new year! i hope this year brings you almost all your hopes, wishes, dreams desires (with just enough unfulfilled to keep you as motivated as ever). i saw a birthday cake thing on your friendster pic that said your bday was today...there's apparently a lot of ppl whose birthdays are this week but for some reason it's all showing as a 1/1 birthday...so im not sure when the actual splendid day is, but regardless, i hope you have a WONDERFUL, PEACEFUL & HARMONIOUS (you of all people deserve that!) birthday surrounded by all those near and dear to your heart (if not by their physical presence, at least by their spirit and love for you)

Auto response from politicaldesi:
a wery merry and unhairy 2005 to you all

you weren't creepy at all

thank you, so much.  :)

Ouidad233: hey - dont mean to be all creepy/stalker-ish in the middle of the night but i just wanted to tell you that your blog is amazing. you are such a gifted and insightful writer - i never get sick of hearing what you have to say bc you are so passionate bout everything. take care.

sweetest AIM o' the day

ennis: Sleep!

Auto response from politicaldesi:

Republicans for KERRY!

ennis is away at 9:46:41 AM.

ennis returned at 12:30:01 PM.
ennis: Wake up little monkey!

Auto response from politicaldesi:

Republicans for KERRY!

ennis: Go outside, it's gaw-geous
ennis: the leaves are turning
ennis: sit outside in a pile of colored leaves and be mindful and breathe and be happy like a 5 year old!

bestest AIM o' the day

Sheila: Deeeeeds*....it's been ages, and I haven't been online much. I hope you're doing well. IM me when you have a free moment

Auto response from politicaldesi: anna does the DEBATE ;-)

Sheila signed off at 12:54:44 PM.

*"Deeeeeds": 1) diminutive for Didi, hindi (and/or generally north indian) honorific for older sister. 2) the fastest way to make me melt, besides the south indian honorifics. ;)

you made my night, stranger.

rnk: hey, just wanted to drop a note to thank you for the blog. don't even remember how i came upon it, but regardless it's been interesting. i hope you keep at it.

AIM lowe from most favoured bloggers

janani: annnnnna. post in your diarrrrrrrry. a world of readers is dieeeeeeeeeeeing.

Auto response from politicaldesi: O:-) i'm in DC.

janani: that's all i have to sayyyyyyy. gnite!
janani signed off at 2:40:23 AM.

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most darling Sin: I. Am. So. Envious. And happy for you as well :-)

Auto response from politicaldesi: O:-) i'm in DC.

most darling Sin signed off at 2:57:40 AM.

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politicaldesi: i feel so honoured i got to meddle with this/help you with something so imp. thank you
ennis: You're whip smart, silly girl
politicaldesi: so they say...one day i'll believe you ivy-leaguers and MITers

ennis: remember, brain of a 30 year old scholar who could get 169 on her LSATS, emotional intelligence of a 15 year old, body of a ... ?
ennis: see, if I make fun of you in one place, you have to accept that you're smart ...
politicaldesi: hmmm :-)

ennis: b/c I'm harshing on your bridge-and-tunnelness and your body, so you have to accept the brain complement
politicaldesi: i accept gratefully
politicaldesi: thank you.

veena, you wouldn't let a boy disrespect you the way SHE has.

sometimes, i think we (women) are much more likely to call out GUYS on bad behaviour than girls.

if it's our GIRLFRIENDS who are hurting us, somehow, that's different and we're more likely to put up with it. well, i say respect is required regardless of gender. if a gf is mistreating you, that's no different from a boy who is taking you for granted or putting you in harmful situations. frankly, part of me thinks it's worse, b/c girls should be better. but whatever. don't settle, minnows. promise me that. you are worth more.

politicaldesi: you deserve the best of everything in life

politicaldesi: german cars, italian jeans, french perfume, napa wines...

politicaldesi: and friends who treat you as if you are more precious than all of the above.

Auto response from veena: Your IM has been forwarded to my cell phone and, although I can read your messages, I cannot reply. Thanks for your IM!

oh, but i *do* AIM people with two "X" chromosomes, you misguided HATER

politicaldesi: hey...you there?
the diva: yup!
politicaldesi: :-)
the diva: how're you?
politicaldesi: okay...you?
the diva: i'm aright :-)
politicaldesi: i have a very random question for you...
the diva: i saw kal penn's naked ass on widescreen today, so that made it interesting :-)
the diva: shoot
politicaldesi: aside: how *is* kal penn's ass?
the diva: um, his ass is SKINNY
the diva: haha

politicaldesi: i think my blog has caused a bit of chaos
politicaldesi: that's why i'm consulting the expert, over here
the diva: oh'
politicaldesi: seen my diary lately? more accurately have you smelled it? the flames have caused it to incinerate.
the diva: haha
politicaldesi: i don't know this girl who thinks i am just the most terrible "popular" girl to come out of central casting EVER, but i was going to retort something pointed b/c only one thing she commented on irked me, and that was the "anna won't AIM me b/c i'm not a guy" or whatever
the diva: huh?
the diva: really?
politicaldesi: okay, she commented that she WOULD'VE aimed me and discussed her questions about the "hernia" incident further, but i am apparently not amenable to AIMing. unless it's with someone "cool" or a GUY. so either YOU have a penis or she thinks you're cool

on elasticity and other things freud would have a field day with...

politicaldesi: and if i were a guy in the delivery room
politicaldesi: as pol incorrect as this is, i wouldn't want to see or cut ANYTHING
politicaldesi: during a video from health class, birth looked gross to me
He whom i sweat: my bro was in the room
He whom i sweat: when serena was born
politicaldesi: yes, but i'm sooo queamish. remember the roach?
politicaldesi: also, perhaps i am abnormal and need my head checked, but i don't think it's massively glorious to have your ankles in the air and your vag stretched to accomodate something the size of a small, misshapen bowling ball. i’ll do it happily, several times, but I’m not going to delude myself and think i’m extraordinary for it…to me, it sounds like hell with heaven at the end
He whom i sweat: ya no fun

politicaldesi: and if i were a guy, i'd look at that and be like, "sex is going to SUCK now"
politicaldesi: i'd feel inadequate, as a guy. “she can fit something THAT big in there?”
politicaldesi: my dick would whimper and promptly dissolve.
politicaldesi: or so i imagine.
politicaldesi: feel free to debunk.
He whom i sweat: um, doubtful
politicaldesi: what is?
politicaldesi: the dissolving and whining of my imaginary genitalia?
He whom i sweat: all that u just said about a guy feeling inadequate
politicaldesi: i think i know my imaginary dick better than you do

He whom i sweat: if it still feels good, it still feels good
He whom i sweat: guys are physical. if it feels good going in and such it will still be fine and perform
politicaldesi: yes, but you'll know that you are a small, small little man
politicaldesi: and something way bigger could go in
politicaldesi: :-D
He whom i sweat: so
He whom i sweat: still feels good
politicaldesi: wow
He whom i sweat: girls dont get that :-)

politicaldesi: is it really that basic?
He whom i sweat: yes
politicaldesi: no wonder that kid fucked a pie.
He whom i sweat: ya
politicaldesi: you know this is going on the blog.
politicaldesi: such an epiphany must be shared with my loyal readers
politicaldesi: "boys stick their dicks in anything, as long as it feels good."
politicaldesi: meanwhile, girls overthink everything.
He whom i sweat: pretty much.

another one bites the dust

An unexpected catholic: hi there!
disappointed me: hello
An unexpected catholic: HI HI HI!!!
disappointed me: my, someone's in a great mood
An unexpected catholic: happy to see you online.
disappointed me: it happens, once in a while
An unexpected catholic: yea? is that true? why are you in a crappy mood?
disappointed me: i'm not, actually

disappointed me: i just refrain from using emoticons around you. seems inapposite
An unexpected catholic: why thank you. that's a courtesy not often given.
disappointed me: how's your weekend? i am known for giving rare gifts.
An unexpected catholic: I detest the emoticons, as I'm sure you read in my blog. Glad to know you paid attention.
An unexpected catholic: weekend is good. I went to a BBQ.
An unexpected catholic: I was the only white guy there. everyone was black.
disappointed me: really
An unexpected catholic: yay.

disappointed me: do you like BBQ?
An unexpected catholic: I do.
disappointed me: i do not. but that's common for herbivores.
An unexpected catholic: indeed.
An unexpected catholic: no soy burgers?
disappointed me: gardenburgers are lovely, but they have to be on a vegetarian grill or there's no point
An unexpected catholic: I was unaware of your herbivorous nature.
disappointed me: since conception.
An unexpected catholic: vegetarian grill.. hmmm.... suddenly I feel ignorant.
disappointed me: my mother's pregnancy was fueled by grapes and strawberry ice cream. apparently i revolted at anything else
disappointed me: well, if you have a regular grill that just had a steak and burgers on it and then you put my little gardenburger on, i'm going to get sick

An unexpected catholic: perhaps a subject change is in order. I'm starting to feel hostile about this topic.
disappointed me: why?
disappointed me: hostility is fun. i revel in mine. i wouldn't love nyc if i didn't.
An unexpected catholic: I feel aggression toward vegetarians.
disappointed me: really!!! now i'm INTRIGUED! please tell me more
An unexpected catholic: My father was a carnivour. He was a proud, strong, German. Big strong arms, full strong chest. Tough. He chose to give up meat a few years ago. and now his digestive system cannot tolerate anything other than garden burgers and soy beans.
An unexpected catholic: he gets sick from "beef broth"
disappointed me: and this is bad?
An unexpected catholic: he gets sick from the "smell of meat"
disappointed me: i get sick from the smell as well and if they make my soup from chicken broth etc

An unexpected catholic: Yea, he's lost a ton of weight, looks patheticly thin. He's turned into a complete ... for lack of a better word... a complete pussy.
disappointed me: i am a strict vegetarian.
disappointed me: i have a pussy.
disappointed me: i am NOT, however a pussy.
An unexpected catholic: well, two thumbs up for you then.
disappointed me: nor have i ever been referred to as one.
disappointed me: i'm always fascinated when life-long meat-eaters stop
disappointed me: seems odd to me since most of my omnivorous friends have me convinced that once you love the taste of something, it's impossible to give up, and that's why they won't ever be veg etc
An unexpected catholic: your boyfriend also a veg?
disappointed me: yes. spontaneously. on our 2nd date.
An unexpected catholic: I used to date a food nazi. The reason we broke up was because of her impossible eating habits.
disappointed me: define: food nazi
An unexpected catholic: food nazi = vegetarian.

see? it ain't just me. happens to everyone. ;)

Joel: hey…how's it goin?
anna: busy :-)
anna: how are YOU?
Joel: busy as well
anna: long time no AIM

Joel: what's keepin u busy?
anna: bronchitis and love
Joel: hahah
Joel: good stuff
Joel: well the love is
Joel: hopefully only the bronchitis is fleeting for ya

Joel: so why the rejected buddy icon
anna: it's ancient, i've had it forever
Joel: ahhhh. so in love huh? how'd ya'll meet?
anna: my FLOG. can you believe it?
Joel: go figure
Joel: same deal with what is happening to me
anna: really?
Joel: yup, talking to this girl, almost daily now
anna: some girl saw your blog, read you, left a comment
anna: and then BANG you're in love? ;-)

my favourite AIM of the day

inebriated, pukey indian girls are total marriage material. they so are.

BooBoo [3:35 AM]: it's just that it's so damn difficult to find some indian girl who is liberal only to some extent. all of them are in their "acting out" phase.
Akka [3:36 AM]: right. you could date older? i dated a freshman when i was a junior for a wee little while.
BooBoo [3:36 AM]: yeah, i'ma see about that. but it's hard to find you in the upperclassmen as well
Akka [3:37 AM]: :)
Akka [3:37 AM]: you are my precious little booboo, aren't you. mwah.
Akka [3:37 AM]: keep looking.
BooBoo [3:37 AM]: fuck, hard to find you anywhere. why aren't you more prolific.
Akka [3:37 AM]: b/c then you wouldn't vant me ;)
BooBoo [3:37 AM]: blah blah BLAH
BooBoo [3:37 AM]: you suck
Akka [3:37 AM]: :-D

Akka [3:37 AM]: good things come to those who search for a decade or so, apparently
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: maaaaaan
Akka [3:38 AM]: sixteen years of dating for S
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: i don't want to have put my balls on ice for 10 years.
Akka [3:38 AM]: twelve for me
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: see, this is the way it's going to go down, i'm pretty sure
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: they're all rebellious now
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: they have their fun
BooBoo [3:38 AM]: with the assholes and idiots who take advantage
Akka [3:38 AM]: *shakes head*
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: then oh fuck, none of them are going to grad school. time to move on to the med school smart-asses who never did that.
Akka [3:39 AM]: awww
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: then they're all "used"
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: pah

Akka [3:39 AM]: ugh
Akka [3:39 AM]: did you just say "used"
Akka [3:39 AM]: ugh
Akka [3:39 AM]: ugh
Akka [3:39 AM]: ugh
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: you fucking know what i mean
Akka [3:39 AM]: blech
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: like i said, in a relationship, go ahead and fuck.
Akka [3:39 AM]: sigh
BooBoo [3:39 AM]: i could care less.
Akka [3:40 AM]: he's in rare form tonight, ladies and germs
BooBoo [3:40 AM]: no. i just haven't had a chance to be properly vituperative for a while.
Akka [3:40 AM]: this is true. i've been gone. O:-)

BooBoo [3:40 AM]: that other chick who told me to tone it down was there too.
Akka [3:40 AM]: fuck that bitch.
BooBoo [3:41 AM]: but she's nice . . .
Akka [3:41 AM]: no one nice is going to tell you to NOT be yourself.
BooBoo [3:41 AM]: yeah, that's true. well, actually
BooBoo [3:41 AM]: truth be told…i thought she was potential. and i guess my method of showing my attraction is very kindergarten-like.
Akka [3:42 AM]: oh boy
BooBoo [3:42 AM]: basically i tease, poke, and prod mercilessly
Akka [3:42 AM]: you ate her paste?
BooBoo [3:42 AM]: heh
BooBoo [3:42 AM]: yes
Akka [3:42 AM]: ;)
BooBoo [3:42 AM]: and pulled her pigtails and pushed her to the ground.
Akka [3:42 AM]: ah, the double entendre fest that is AIM tonight...
BooBoo [3:42 AM]: soooo much fun. this is more entertaining than freaking some brownie.
Akka [3:43 AM]: i know, honey. but one day my little boo has to leave this toasty, vituperative AIM nest and fly out on his own ;)
BooBoo [3:44 AM]: i want a replacement, at least. someone my age.
Akka [3:44 AM]: i pray you find her :)

BooBoo [3:44 AM]: damn. it. all to hell. not ONE that i've found. not fucking one.
Akka [3:44 AM]: i TOLD you to go to berkeley or Columbia. sigh
BooBoo [3:45 AM]: fuck, you think i wouldn't have gone to Columbia? remember i got wait-listed.
Akka [3:45 AM]: your "replacement" ain't at UCLA
Akka [3:45 AM]: oh, right
BooBoo [3:45 AM]: :-(
Akka [3:45 AM]: i thought you turned it down for daddy, like i did. sorry honey
BooBoo [3:45 AM]: nope
BooBoo [3:46 AM]: but like i was saying earlier- the teasing and extra sarcasm…i do suppose that can be a bit much
Akka [3:46 AM]: maybe there's a girl who'd like it?
BooBoo [3:46 AM]: yeah, there had damn well better be. i think, if i did tone it down a bit, i'd go from "jackass" to "charming"
Akka [3:47 AM]: you're not a jackass.
BooBoo [3:47 AM]: yeah, i kind of am.
Akka [3:47 AM]: you'd go from difficult and aloof, to accessible
BooBoo [3:47 AM]: ?
Akka [3:47 AM]: do you hurt people's feelings regularly?
BooBoo [3:47 AM]: no no, never. if i ever do, it's entirely accidental, and only rarely.
Akka [3:48 AM]: what do you do in that scenario?
BooBoo [3:48 AM]: apologize profusely.
Akka [3:48 AM]: okay, see? you're not a jackass.
BooBoo [3:49 AM]: well ok, really damn caustic

Akka [3:49 AM]: that's NOT a bad thing…you'll grow in to this, honeypie
BooBoo [3:49 AM]: grow into what
Akka [3:49 AM]: and then the bitches will have to be peeled off of you like leeches
Akka [3:50 AM]: grow in to YOU
Akka [3:50 AM]: caustic, brilliant, loyal, hilarious YOU
Akka [3:50 AM]: i didn't bloom until i was older, too.
BooBoo [3:50 AM]: i don't know that i'm going to change, actually.
Akka [3:50 AM]: part of that had to do w/being stuck in DAVIS when i was meant for a different space
BooBoo [3:50 AM]: i don't know what i could bloom into.
Akka [3:50 AM]: that's what i mean. you won't change, but it will fit you better
BooBoo [3:51 AM]: whaddya mean
Akka [3:51 AM]: indian parents are always buying clothes too big…telling you to push up or roll up the sleeves of your sweater. it doesn't fit you now, but in a few years
BooBoo [3:51 AM]: well, ok, that's physical growth
Akka [3:51 AM]: you're going to wear that fucking sweater like a champion
BooBoo [3:51 AM]: what's that analogous to
Akka [3:51 AM]: it's a metaphor
Akka [3:51 AM]: to your nature
Akka [3:51 AM]: your caustic, acerbic wit. your preference for brain entanglement before genital wrangling…all of it. it's going to be flawless when you're a few years older

BooBoo [3:52 AM]: i am confoosed.
Akka [3:52 AM]: and not dealing with idiots
Akka [3:52 AM]: WHO you are, Sachin. you, the way you are RIGHT NOW, will "fit" in a few years when you are in a different city
BooBoo [3:53 AM]: i don't want to wait that long . . .
Akka [3:53 AM]: when others finally get it…i know you don’t
BooBoo [3:53 AM]: these are the supposed "best years of my life." i don't want to waste them. one's already gone.
Akka [3:53 AM]: neither did i. don't say that…one isn't gone
Akka [3:53 AM]: you've done so well w/school and that's setting up a foundation
Akka [3:54 AM]: for a senior year where you just booze and bang bitches all day long, to quote someone i know and like ;)
BooBoo [3:54 AM]: noooo
Akka [3:54 AM]: (he's a new yorker btw)
BooBoo [3:54 AM]: i don't want to do that.
Akka [3:54 AM]: oy. okay what do you want to do
BooBoo [3:55 AM]: i want, someone who can throw it right back at me, no matter what i spout . . . requirement of this convo, she wouldn't hook up unless she's in a relationship, and hot, smart, blah blah blah . . .
BooBoo [3:55 AM]: that brings me back to my original point, though. am i being too prudish, too conservative
Akka [3:56 AM]: nope.

BooBoo [3:56 AM]: pretty much everyone does it, those who don't wish they could, i'm sort of caught in this limbo area.
Akka [3:56 AM]: are you selective? demanding? yes.
Akka [3:56 AM]: do you wish you could?
BooBoo [3:56 AM]: i can. easily.
Akka [3:56 AM]: if so, do it once and see what your insides feel like.
BooBoo [3:56 AM]: nah, i'd feel rotten afterward.
Akka [3:56 AM]: see?
BooBoo [3:56 AM]: i already know that.
Akka [3:56 AM]: so you're NOT in limbo. you are just NOT part of that scene and there's NOTHING wrong with that

BooBoo [3:58 AM]: or who knows. maybe Sin's right, and i'm just gay. heh
Akka [3:58 AM]: no, you are probably straight or somewhat bi-
BooBoo [3:58 AM]: yeah, methinks the former.
Akka [3:58 AM]: but i'm sure Sin would LOVE it if you were gay ;)
Akka [3:59 AM]: gay men would appreciate you more, i'll say THAT. the wit, they sweat that.
BooBoo [3:59 AM]: shit, Sin and select 11% of the world, hell yes.
Akka [3:59 AM]: love is love. appreciate all forms of it. :-D

BooBoo [3:59 AM]: girls suck.
Akka [3:59 AM]: i know, sweetheart. boys do too, according to veena.
BooBoo [3:59 AM]: yeah, we do. sorry Veena.
Akka [4:00 AM]: both of my siblings have it rough w/macking right about now
Akka [4:00 AM]: meanwhile, at this time next year, i'll probably be married :)
Akka [4:00 AM]: wheeeeeeeeee
BooBoo [4:00 AM]: wheeee indeed. and she's not even drunk, ladies and gents
Akka [4:00 AM]: :-D WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BooBoo [4:02 AM]: man, all 3 girls i've written about this year (written = Sachin likey a little)
Akka [4:02 AM]: (i know)
BooBoo [4:03 AM]: have proven the ho-ification theory true.
Akka [4:03 AM]: eek. sorry boo
BooBoo [4:03 AM]: maybe i should make allowances for that. alcohol, one or two times, is ok. alcohol being the factor that lowers inhibitions, that is. what am i explaining for, you get it.
BooBoo [4:04 AM]: "if you were wasted, and it only happened a few times, Sachin can deal. otherwise, youz just a skank."
Akka [4:05 AM]: indeed. we're all human…i’ll prove it to you
Akka [4:05 AM]: i had 13 black and cokes on my first date w/fluid.
Akka [4:05 AM]: i was THAT terrified of screwing up and anxious
BooBoo [4:05 AM]: holy . . .
Akka [4:05 AM]: apparently,
BooBoo [4:05 AM]: thirteen?
Akka [4:05 AM]: i tried to give him a lap dance in the MIDDLE of XYZ which is the bar for the W hotel in SF. he gathered me up promptly, flailing still and abruptly called for a cab even as guys were congratulating him
BooBoo [4:06 AM]: hmm. i think this one might be a keeper.

i am surrounded by morons.

daniel35541: hey
politicaldesi: :-)

daniel35541: how r u?
politicaldesi: depends, who is this?

daniel35541: i found ur web site and thought i would say hey
politicaldesi: which site?
daniel35541: http://anna.typepad.com/herstory/2004/03/daddys_girl_red_1.html
politicaldesi: ah :)

daniel35541: what is it about, i haven't really figured it out yet
daniel35541: lol
politicaldesi: is that a question or a declarative statement?
daniel35541: a question
politicaldesi: you are asking me "what is it about?"
politicaldesi: define "it"
daniel35541: yea
politicaldesi: the post?
politicaldesi: the blog?
politicaldesi: it's a bit of a vague query

daniel35541: the story or whatever
politicaldesi: the "story" or whatever?
politicaldesi: did you read it?
daniel35541: i am skimming over it
politicaldesi: it's a bit offensive to me that you're calling my life a story. perhaps you should actually read it, and then it will be abundantly clear "what it's all about"

daniel35541: i'm sry, didn't mean to offfned u
politicaldesi: it's about my dead father and my angst over his wishes
politicaldesi: it's massively offensive that you skimmed it and then asked me for what essentially might be cliff notes
daniel35541: sry for askin
politicaldesi: no one has ever "asked"
politicaldesi: so it's a bit shocking.

daniel35541: i really didn't mean ne thing by it
politicaldesi: you may stop apologizing now. i believe you when you say that it wasn't your intention to offend.
daniel35541: k
daniel35541: i'm gonna let u go
daniel35541: have a nice night
politicaldesi: take care.
daniel35541: sry again
daniel35541: bye
politicaldesi: thanks for saying "hey"
daniel35541: yw

where has anna been? in LOVE.

may 6, 2004...about an hour ago...

Greg: tomorrow’s the bigday
Dharma: we're getting married tomorrow??? O:-)
Greg: haha
Greg: i wish!
Greg: dad told me LA is a no go for him...he has plans...but he is investigating
Dharma: i don't mind meeting him later. moms was surprised that you would come to LA
Greg: no worries
Dharma: when shtuff is so hectic
Greg: vy?
Greg: eh
Dharma: but i told her i realllly wanted you to meet veena...and booboo
Greg: ya..its up to my cousins if they are about.

Dharma: what's this about a PDF on your ideal first date?
Dharma: O:-)
Greg: o haha
Greg: i once wrote a short on my perfect first date...rather, a perfect “moment”
Greg: it’s amazingly parallel to meeting you for the first time...so it’s shocking stuff...but my meeting was in an airport not on a SF street corner
Greg: but it predicts the senses and emotions so well
Dharma: LIAR
Greg: tis true!
Dharma: why didn't i ever get to see this?
Dharma: >:o
Greg: it’s on the Toshiba, thats why ;-) not the dell
Dharma: so???
Greg: i'll send it to you ...you'll notice some parallels :-)
Greg: ;-)

Greg: i had a crush on you…a LONG time ago
Dharma: liar.
Greg: first day you sent me this
Greg: yes
Greg: you didnt initiate it, i did. i mean…how shad was i :-(
Greg: ;-)
Dharma: the first day you sent me what? confoosed…
Greg: the orkut invite
Greg: i placed a crush on you
Dharma: what crush? i don't know what you mean?
Greg: hmm
Greg: when u hit the crush button, then it sends an email to the other person IF they have it hit as well…but only if both have it selected
Dharma: what?!
Dharma: liar!
Dharma: you're the only boy on MY crush list, you DORK.

Greg:

Hi “FluidCeo”,

You and “the future Mrs.Fluid” each have a crush on each other!

Take a deep breath and ponder this...

orkut has unmasked a shared affection
And shown twinned wounds from Cupid's darts
But while we aid in love's detection,
Its future path lies twixt your hearts.

Contact your crush by visiting orkut.

http://www.orkut.com

Greg: you're the only one on mine too, DORK

did you ever hear the one about the pet store selling international crabs?

The soft spot i land on [1:07 PM]: hey called u...:) call me if u like at home..
She who is misunderstood [1:07 PM]: flog :-(
The soft spot i land on [1:08 PM]: aww...that was soooo rude. you can’t track that?
She who is misunderstood [1:08 PM]: no...
The soft spot i land on [1:08 PM]: hmm....
She who is misunderstood [1:08 PM]: no IP addies, it’s not like typepad
The soft spot i land on [1:09 PM]: hmm..
She who is misunderstood [1:09 PM]: people are so mean, it's ridiculous
The soft spot i land on [1:09 PM]: yeah...i’m soo sorry....
The soft spot i land on [1:09 PM]: i can find out who
She who is misunderstood [1:09 PM]: i'm only mean when provoked
The soft spot i land on [1:09 PM]: with some 'help'
She who is misunderstood [1:09 PM]: this is unprecedented
The soft spot i land on [1:09 PM]: from fotolog i can practically track anything
She who is misunderstood [1:09 PM]: what was shocking was how they STAYED logged on and kept responding, it was a comment war, i.e. immediate responses...

She who is misunderstood [1:10 PM]: do you think it's the girl you blew off yesterday? ;)
She who is misunderstood [1:11 PM]: when deep was on my flog, his ex- lost her shit and he wasn't even dating me!
The soft spot i land on [1:11 PM]: the “girl” is sane, she’s not loopy
The soft spot i land on [1:13 PM]: anna?
She who is misunderstood [1:14 PM]: yes... :-\
The soft spot i land on [1:14 PM]: :-\
The soft spot i land on [1:14 PM]: u wanna talk or no?
She who is misunderstood [1:14 PM]: sigh. i'm SO misunderstood
The soft spot i land on [1:15 PM]: people are always trying to tear down those they cannot hope to be
She who is misunderstood [1:15 PM]: shouldn't i be used to this? funny, i don't think anyone knows how sensitive i am
The soft spot i land on [1:15 PM]: u are wonderful in everyway...and people get jealous, remember that.
She who is misunderstood [1:15 PM]: but she thought i meant "brown" as derogatory
She who is misunderstood [1:15 PM]: that i wore saris for the wrong reason...(is there a wrong reason? ever?)
The soft spot i land on [1:16 PM]: no...she is wrong.
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: and where does all this hate re: the flog come from?
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: "oh you're so insecure, you plaster pics of your face and bod...blah blah blah"
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: that's the whole point of a flog. my sister gets to “see” me even if she’s never near…she doesn’t want to see some artistic shot of a flower…she wants to see my face, if smiling, if not…she wants to see if her sister is eating again, or if she needs to worry about me. ido this for HER.

The soft spot i land on [1:16 PM]: comes from people trying to bring u down to their level
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: "you have to tell yourself how great you are"
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: "and then pretend that you have friends"
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: ah, as i type such things, i calm.
She who is misunderstood [1:16 PM]: it's beyond lame.
She who is misunderstood [1:17 PM]: i know me.
She who is misunderstood [1:17 PM]: i like me.
She who is misunderstood [1:17 PM]: people like you know me.
She who is misunderstood [1:17 PM]: and you still like me.
She who is misunderstood [1:17 PM]: and that’s all that matters.

booboo, you're going to get an "A" on your paper. now dream sweet, about sober brown girls. :)

My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: hey Annakka . . .
politicaldesi: hi booboo
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: how are you
politicaldesi: how's the paper
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: ehhh
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: i haven't even begun it . . . chemistry took forever
politicaldesi: poor little one
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: it's ok

My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: you're an indian girl. and you remember shtuff real well. so let me ask you something: i went to a party a couple days ago, and prior to the party
politicaldesi: mm-hmmm
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: a lot of freshmen girls got wasted
politicaldesi: uh-oh...
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: and that was off-putting
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: i don't mind a little drinking, but these girls were fucked up.
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: did you ever do that?
politicaldesi: nope.
politicaldesi: couldn't.

My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: ok. so i'm not being too harsh then.
politicaldesi: had to drive home every night…didn’t live at school
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: hmm.
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: grad school? i'm just asking, as a point of reference
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: girls were throwing up on the way to the party, it was disconcerting
politicaldesi: okay
politicaldesi: THAT is out of control. grad school? maybe...

My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: am i being too harsh, in judging them?
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: or should i allow some slack for them having some time to find their limit
politicaldesi: if they do that more than once or twice
politicaldesi: they've got issues
politicaldesi: but puking on the WAY to a party?
politicaldesi: go home.
politicaldesi: you're done.
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: yeah. on the bus.

politicaldesi: stick to your standards sweetheart
politicaldesi: i'll tell you when you're being an unreasonable dick
politicaldesi: this is not that.
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: thanks.
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: see? THIS
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: is why i need a sister
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: sheesh, there i was, trying to figure out girl shit on my own for 18 years
politicaldesi: nah
politicaldesi: come to akka
My perfect baby cousin at UCLA: done.

deep has shite taste in saris, but i'll forgive him, b/c he has bomb taste in fast cars and fast girls.

my ego twin D: hey…how’s my favorite person on the internet?
my ego twin D: did you see the comment left i on your flog
politicaldesi: hmmm…one sec
my ego twin D: guess not

politicaldesi: are you crazy??? the blue was a MILLION times better
politicaldesi: it was SEE-THROUGH!!!
politicaldesi: the green sari was so heavy
my ego twin D: NO WAY

politicaldesi: you could see my belly ring through the blue...soooo sexy
politicaldesi: the green one...the other pics of it were gross. looked like a grandmother
politicaldesi: maybe if it were see-through
my ego twin D: no i dont think so

politicaldesi: i love that green too
politicaldesi: at least tell me that you loved the eyes...b/c that was ALL for you
my ego twin D: yes ofcourse, but i really like the green

politicaldesi: sigh
politicaldesi: fine
politicaldesi: i will admit
politicaldesi: that the green cost TEN TIMES more than the blue
politicaldesi: so of course you liked it
politicaldesi: jaipur silk
politicaldesi: you like jaipur silk
my ego twin D: WELL OFCOURSE

politicaldesi: of course you like jaipur? of course you like the most expensive things? OR of course you like MY EYE MAKEUP WHICH WAS APPLIED WHILE MISSING YOU???
my ego twin D: well i ask again, when u coming to DC?"
politicaldesi: when i have scrill.

politicaldesi: i can't believe that no one is clicking on the damed ads
politicaldesi: i know of some asshole who is making payments on his new ferrari
politicaldesi: thanks to google adwords on their blog or whatever
politicaldesi: me?
politicaldesi: GAH!
politicaldesi: i can see the nightly reports...i get no love via click

politicaldesi: then again, it's only been a month
my ego twin D: well if it can be done.. i am sure u will do it-
my ego twin D: but dont get a ferrari
politicaldesi: oh, i'll do it
my ego twin D: get a porsche
politicaldesi: nah

my ego twin D: i drove a ferrari recently
politicaldesi: not getting one of those either :-)
my ego twin D: didnt like it
politicaldesi: ah
my ego twin D: not good at all
my ego twin D: i was actually going to buy it
my ego twin D: 355 coupe
politicaldesi: sigh
politicaldesi: if you buy anything hotter than the porsche
politicaldesi: i'm moving back
politicaldesi: and then my cousins will NEVER leave us alone

my ego twin D: pefect
my ego twin D: cant wait
politicaldesi: do you know WHY i'm not buying a porsche?
my ego twin D: why?
politicaldesi: a) i'm BROKE
politicaldesi: b) b/c now that the mod-911 has been sold, the only porsche i'll ever drive, until i get proposed to, is yours.
politicaldesi: THAT'S why...now go click on an ad, damnit

sigh. gah. blech.

would you go to your job interview w/o googling the company? no? then do your fucking research before you decide to chat with me about "my blog", i.e. read some of it.

Unclear on the motherfucking concept: sup
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: wanna chat?
politicaldesi: depends
politicaldesi: who's this?
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol oh
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: names sanjay
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: i saw your blog
politicaldesi: :-)
politicaldesi: hi sanjay. nice to meet you

Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol aww
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: hey to you too
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: whats ur a/s/l
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: well i know ur sex, besides that

politicaldesi: sigh
politicaldesi: i have this rule...
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol u dont put out on the first chat
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol
politicaldesi: that i never disclose info in that specific format, nor do i chat with those who do...b/c it screams CHEESE
politicaldesi: but you know i don't have a dick
politicaldesi: and my age is on my blog
politicaldesi: as is my loc.
politicaldesi: sf

Unclear on the motherfucking concept: well i didnt dig threw it
politicaldesi: you'd be amazed
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: didnt wanan be nosy ;-)
politicaldesi: people love blowing off work
politicaldesi: via the blog
politicaldesi: i get hate emails
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: why
politicaldesi: when there isn't new content
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol aww, isnt someone miss popular
politicaldesi: "now i actually have to do work, you lazy bitch"
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: damm your fan base includes some redsox's fans
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol j/k

politicaldesi: those are my friends who send the hate
politicaldesi: all the lawyers and I-bankers avoiding duty
politicaldesi: during their 18-hour days
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: aww if they your friends then its love hate mail
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: hmm, so then what are you? i haven't read your blog
politicaldesi: what am i?
politicaldesi: i'm an obnoxious punk
politicaldesi: next?
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: meanin profession
politicaldesi: see: above

Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol, that could be a profession to
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: u read my mind
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: geez foresome who spills out therer life story on the net you are pretty tight lipped
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol
politicaldesi: that's just it
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: u gonna make me have to reade
politicaldesi: i don't spill
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: read
politicaldesi: you just THINK i do

politicaldesi: and i don't know you
politicaldesi: i don't write for you, though i'm sure you're perfectly lovely
politicaldesi: i write for my far-flung fam
politicaldesi: especially my baby sister in the air force
politicaldesi: my cousins on 3 continents
politicaldesi: i write for my friends everywhere
politicaldesi: so i think it's hilarious
politicaldesi: when people randomly contact me
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: its cool, if i'm buggn just let me know

politicaldesi: and expect me to blather endlessly
politicaldesi: not at all
politicaldesi: i wouldn't waste my time when there's dinner waiting
politicaldesi: if you were
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: well ppl put therer contact info out for a reason
politicaldesi: sure
politicaldesi: as i did

Unclear on the motherfucking concept: u rookies need to get off xanga
politicaldesi: and i've given you more time than i give most, b/c you're somewhat funny
politicaldesi: sorry?
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: and get with the reall blogs
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: like movabletype
politicaldesi: i'm not on xanga
politicaldesi: oh this convo is over :-)
politicaldesi: i thought you read my REAL blog
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: isnt your blog on there
politicaldesi: which
politicaldesi: btw
politicaldesi: IS based on MT
politicaldesi: see ya, thanks for saying hi
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: see your smart
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: mine is too
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: u leavin?

politicaldesi: dinner calls.
politicaldesi: thanks for chatting
politicaldesi: but i fucking hate xanga
politicaldesi: and i specifically, unequivocally state
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: lol aigh, it was nice mettin ya
politicaldesi: that it isn't my REAL blog
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: i can imagine
politicaldesi: right
politicaldesi: leave me your URL if you'd like
politicaldesi: i'm always down to hear a new voice.
politicaldesi: bye...
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: i will, send me your link to you rblog again
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: blog
politicaldesi: the link is on my XANGA
politicaldesi: and on my AIM subprofile
politicaldesi: but sure
politicaldesi: anna.typepad.com
politicaldesi: later.
Unclear on the motherfucking concept: peace

funniest away msg ever...

Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter. For who, colleagues, would not admit, Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches Have been deeply stuffed with buttock? Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.

from the brilliant mind behind this.

happy birthday NH :)

left on my AIM away msg, february 4, 2004...

Jaded BoyBrun: anna...after all we've been through together... the cab, the camera, the ducks, that day at the nudie beach when the man tried to sell us organic soap... and even that night we peed in the company's christmas jello surprise... i get a feeling you're now ignoring me... *sniff**sniff*

eileen says i remind her of paris hilton too, but she means it in a good way.

the junior senator from Kentucky: ...Hi Paris....

Auto response from politicaldesi: sleeping off the gold and coke orgy...

the junior senator from Kentucky: ....Rick Solomon here...
the junior senator from Kentucky: ...thought I would say "hi" and see what you're doing...

johnny walker had his way with me last night...

cute squirrel girl: hihi
politicaldesi: hangoverrrrrrrr bad
cute squirrel girl: oh dear. what did u do, child
politicaldesi: trimk too much
politicaldesi: owwwwwwwww
cute squirrel girl: yes, i gathered that you drank too much
cute squirrel girl: dipstick
cute squirrel girl: how's the water intake
politicaldesi: :-[
politicaldesi: cold
politicaldesi: co;d badddd
cute squirrel girl: good gracious
politicaldesi: cold and teeth bad
cute squirrel girl: well, since you're feeling so magical, i'll refrain from asking about the PS
politicaldesi: oowwww
politicaldesi: idid it too
politicaldesi: damit
cute squirrel girl: it's otay =)
cute squirrel girl: k
politicaldesi: pie
politicaldesi: :-[