can i just gloat for one motherfucking minute? look at how funny my widdle baby brotha be-
At Raj’s behest, Pooja goes to meet him again. But Pooja’s father knows what’s up, and sends Pooja’s older brother after her. Raj and Pooja meet in the street, in the rain, despite a canopy being just to the side of them. Raj despairs, not knowing what to do. Then Pooja’s big bhaiyya shows up, pissed as all hell.
Bhaiyya (feigning ignorance): “Con hai yeh, Pooja?” (Who is this muthafucka, Pooja?)
Pooja (fumbling): “Yeh, yeh hai . . . please, bhaiyya, please . . .” (Oh SHIT I’m dead.)
Raj (incensed): “Mai tumhari beheinse pyaar karta hoon!” (I’ve been up on your sister for a long-ass time now, beeyatch. Whatcha going to do, foo?)
Bhaiyya: “Chup!! Tum chup, salaa!!” (I’ma beat you DOWN, you SOB.)
Raj and big bhaiyya start to duke it out. Bhaiyya lands a good one-two on Raj. Raj falls to the ground. Bhaiyya begins to kick him.
Pooja: “Nahiiiiiiin, Bhaiyya!” (begins to cry again)
Raj rolls over, blood everywhere. With gritted teeth, he stands up again, apparently in no pain at all, and begins to pound the hell out of Bhaiyya. Bhaiyya goes straight through a glass window, headfirst. Pooja, clad in her dripping wet sari, clings to a pillar and looks skyward. After more punches back and forth, Bhaiyya falls.
Raj puts a protective arm around Pooja. They hug and release quickly. Pooja is still weeping like mad.
if i could wake up to THAT sort of literary dessert every morning, i'd be an even perkier girl. yowza. he's shooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute. :) :) :)
okay, i'm done gloating now. note to self: must move to LA so that i can adore little sachin more conveniently, coo at him constantly, tell him that NO girl is worthy of him, make him tea when he's studying...etc, etc. ;)
* ah yes, sin, the karma karma karma karma culture chameleon...he is, in a word, flawless...the writer that THIS dilettante writer adores...
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