apparently, some of you LOVE tiny penises. not that there's anything wrong with that.

it's always fun to see how people get to my blog. :)

my flog is often responsible for sending surfers over, as is the "recently updated" feature that typepad allows us to enable; you'll see this on my own blog, to the right. whenever one of us typepadders posts, it shows up on that list. the reason why i allow this on *my* page is because i'm grateful for the random hits that i receive when i update HERSTORY, and she shows up on "randomblogger.typepad.com's" page. it's all karmic, you see? what goes around, refers around ;)

recently, i've been amazed at the number of times i see "www.google.com/search" as the source of a hit...so today, i whimsically went through my search engine referrals and compiled a list of items that people searched for, that serendipitously lead them to ME:

male bharatnatyam pics

my sister ass (editor's note: eeeew! you sick fuck...unless you are Caligula...just DON'T!)

friendster profile

blog "delta gamma" sister

penis (boy)

thirty-inch biceps

"rio americano" 1988

indian friendster

and the winner, for the single most number of searches is...

tiny penis.

yeah, you read right. out of 108 hits received yesterday, 16 were thanks to perverts searching for "tiny penis" on google or occasionally, yahoo. who the bleeding hell googles "tiny penis"? should you have nothing better to google, please contact me via the "comments" function of this blog, and i will assign you quite a fucking list of shit to google, all of which will be more edifying than "tiny penis".

and just for the record? we at HERSTORY are categorically opposed to tiny penises. especially when they are transported about in piece of shit mitsubishi eclipses that get spanked by the mighty red honda civic EX which is STOCK...and don't you forget it. ah, what will the world do when i get a REAL sports car to replace my pretend one? in the immortal flow of this muchacha mala's beloved beatnuts..."watch out now!" ;)

Comments

[dawn]

You thought you were the only person who blogged their drunken AIM conversations and I thought I was the only person who blogged their Google searches :)

[Nick]

As someone who has blogged in reference to a news article concerning so called "spam rage" over e-mail about advertisments to enhance...the male member, I can personally attest to the downright inappropriateness of what some people search for. I also find it amusing that I get a lot of hits because of searches containing the phrase "mormon cross dressing". That is the last time I ever comment on religion.

[Dana]

Reason to google "tiny penis": because it's funny in a way that "huge penis" is not funny. "Itty bitty tiny penis" is even more funny. "Great, huge, massive, humongous, mammoth, gargantuan, titanic, absurdly-infinitely-giant penis" is not so funny (well, maybe it's a little funny...)

[ronnie]

i have a small penis about 3inches its not that funny when my condom falls off.