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Friday, August 26, 2005

I see dumb people.

“Why they got these lame-ass bumps here?” he whined to his friend.

The stupidity didn’t stop. Bristling, I finally said, “That’s Braille. So the blind can use ATMs, too.”

“My bad. I didn’t mean…”

I turned away, just as his friend cackled, “That your REAL hair, MISS?”

I spat, “Is THAT all you got?  Please.”

:+:

My first attempt at this was inspired by this.

Comments

Muahaha - my plot to take over the world continues! ;)

I should try this! I have all kinds of vignettes in my head. Just no plots or resolutions.

And I'll sign in to your TypeKey as soon as they send me an activation mail. Does it not work in FireFox ??

all i use is firefox, much to the consternation of manish. i keed, i keed! the vij is always sweet to me, even when i constantly bug him about firefox bugs.

you should totally do 55 fridays. it was an excellent writing exercise. brevity ain't easy, yo. i would know. ;)

For me, more so than the brevity - it's hitting the word count dead-on. Sorta like haiku.

very cool :)

my first reaction- OMG, I need to leave DC now.

my second reaction- what the hell, her hair? seriously, you have GOT to be kidding me.

my third reaction- did she bitch slap him?

my fourth reaction- why did i assume the hair comment came out of a man's mouth? am i gender biased? what does this mean? blah blah blah.
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i love it. yeah to FFF. =) man, if i didn't click on your links...i would have made very embarassing comments.

ammani is the Queen of short shorts

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