I see dumb people.
“Why they got these lame-ass bumps here?” he whined to his friend.
The stupidity didn’t stop. Bristling, I finally said, “That’s Braille. So the blind can use ATMs, too.”
“My bad. I didn’t mean…”
I turned away, just as his friend cackled, “That your REAL hair, MISS?”
I spat, “Is THAT all you got? Please.”
:+:
Muahaha - my plot to take over the world continues! ;)
Posted by: maisnon | Friday, August 26, 2005 at 10:18 PM
I should try this! I have all kinds of vignettes in my head. Just no plots or resolutions.
And I'll sign in to your TypeKey as soon as they send me an activation mail. Does it not work in FireFox ??
Posted by: andrea | Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 12:53 AM
all i use is firefox, much to the consternation of manish. i keed, i keed! the vij is always sweet to me, even when i constantly bug him about firefox bugs.
you should totally do 55 fridays. it was an excellent writing exercise. brevity ain't easy, yo. i would know. ;)
Posted by: A N N A | Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 03:11 AM
For me, more so than the brevity - it's hitting the word count dead-on. Sorta like haiku.
Posted by: maisnon | Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 03:23 PM
very cool :)
Posted by: anon | Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 07:48 PM
my first reaction- OMG, I need to leave DC now.
my second reaction- what the hell, her hair? seriously, you have GOT to be kidding me.
my third reaction- did she bitch slap him?
my fourth reaction- why did i assume the hair comment came out of a man's mouth? am i gender biased? what does this mean? blah blah blah.
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i love it. yeah to FFF. =) man, if i didn't click on your links...i would have made very embarassing comments.
Posted by: Rversde23 | Friday, September 02, 2005 at 09:31 AM
ammani is the Queen of short shorts
Posted by: tilo | Friday, September 09, 2005 at 11:40 PM