Comment dit-on...?
Rahul's response to this comment from Bernie:
Let's not forget the sex can be just as hot and amazing if you choose to knock boots the first night.
is cute and "inspiring". And the perfect prompt for a Friday. :)
You know what I'd like? A post where everybody can list their favorite euphemisms for doing the horizontal mambo.
Sure. Bonus points for anything desi you can come up with, since I can't conjure a single phrase...how apposite. ;) Euphemism away horndogs language-lovers!
the hot beef injection
Posted by: Bernie | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 04:56 PM
dil pe mat le yaar - haath mein le!
Posted by: ak | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:06 PM
translation, please! :D
Posted by: A N N A | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:08 PM
ride the wild baloney pony
Posted by: Puliogre in da USA | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:12 PM
the horizontal mambo
Posted by: Puliogre in da USA | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:14 PM
"Sarkai lo khatiya jaada lage"*
- lyrics of a 1980's Govinda Karishma Kappor starrer
*(Literal translation: "Move your cot closer to mine, its cold and I'm freezing")
Posted by: Runa | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:16 PM
Shringara Suplex.
Posted by: muralimannered | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Inspired from Pepsi-Cola: Mount & Do
Posted by: Curry and Rice Girl | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:22 PM
Runa, that's awesome. :) One day, when my future offspring inquires as to where babies come from, I'm going to reply, "cold people in cots". :D
Posted by: A N N A | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:22 PM
sorry, ANNA - it's actually a bit hard, since 'le' is such a fluid word, and it doesn't sound as funny in english. but here's my best (and the native hindi speakers can correct me, please) :
don't take my heart, take me in your hand.
Posted by: ak | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:26 PM
magic sausage ride
Posted by: Puliogre in da USA | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:27 PM
BWAH! :D
Posted by: A N N A | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:29 PM
reminds me of a t-shirt i once saw that said in big letters "i just want to be held" and in small letters on the back "in your mouth"
Posted by: Puliogre in da USA | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:30 PM
Should I be troubled by the fact that my knowledge of such eupemisms is incredibly insufficent?
I remember schoolmates (4-5th grade) telling me I was "baaad" and my being incensed at the perceived taunt, "no man, i'm good goddamit!"
"nooo man, you're baaaad."
Posted by: muralimannered | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 05:34 PM
The terms we used in my prepubertal days were "planting" and, later, when we were a tad older, "flatdancing." Flirting was referred to as "fielding."
Posted by: Shaad | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 07:03 PM
"dil pe mat le yaar - haath mein le!"
It's actually telling a guy(girl?) to not take the rejection to heart, instead to take his tool in hand (use to tool to get happy?).
Posted by: newkid | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 07:57 PM
er..
use a tool
Posted by: newkid | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 07:58 PM
My (useless, as always) contributions:
correcting my spelling and English.
biting the nose.
tango.
drinking at home.
cocktail.
Air Force Colony shenanigans.
pulikaaichal.
innuendo.
going all meta on you.
60 mile walk.
Posted by: Rahul | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 08:02 PM
Rahul you are scary!! Gosh your memory..
Yeah and thats what kids are calling it these days ;)
Posted by: SFGirl | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 08:22 PM
newkid, thanks - i was told a different meaning. nd yours makes much more sense :)
Posted by: ak | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 08:45 PM
Gosh your memory..
So you're aware, I use google to make my memory seem larger.
Posted by: Rahul | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 08:50 PM
going behind the shed (from my boarding school days)
Posted by: Ravin | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Chataake fataaake!
Posted by: Upbhransh | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 11:35 PM
Rahul wants to be going all meta on you
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm using it!
Posted by: FearlessRahul | Friday, August 03, 2007 at 11:46 PM
Depending on levels of flexibility, "the beast with one back".
Posted by: Sin | Saturday, August 04, 2007 at 10:14 AM