Intro video-- the cut-in where McCain's Mother gleefully interjects, "Mama's boy"...AWKWARD.
"the fire burned for 13 hours...134 men lost their lives. John McCain's life was somehow spared...perhaps he had more to do..." Sorry, who's the messiah-candidate again?
Choosing to spend four more years in hell (when he had the chance to be released) is pretty bad-ass...
What, no mention of the ditched first wife? ;)
I don't like this announcer's voice. He's ruining the video for me.
WHOA! Bridget debuts. Great shot of Cindy in orphanage with baby who may or may not be bridge...such sweetness almost makes you forget yesterday's $300k outfit. ;)
The end of that intro was more creepy than dramatic, IMO.
I wonder if these people paint signs on their own or if they're "manufactured". Handwriting looks remarkably similar on them...
YAY! Cindy McCain is wearing a color that doesn't make my tummy or retinas hurt! GO BLUE!
What is up with the fluorescent green backdrop? And right after I forgot about Cindy's suit from last night! Oy, I jinxed it.
John. I know you're old and hard-core, but if you're going to be defiantly "real" and keep your teeth yellow, DON'T WEAR A YELLOW TIE.
"McCAIN VOTES AGAINST VETS!" -sign of protester getting dragged out, whose shirt says "Iraq Vets Against the War" or similar? USMC tattoo clearly visible.
Yes, I'm sure Dubya is EXACTLY why there wasn't a second 9/11.
He has SEVEN children?! It's like the family Von Trapp!
"In truth, she (wife Cindy) is more my inspiration than I am hers..."
Did Cindy get extensions in her hair (bamboo earrings, at least two pair...oh, wait, that's not her steeze, yo)?
McCain's Mamma has some massive blue bling on them 96-year old ears.
I'm already bored...Obama and even Palin were more exciting.
Directed to Bharat Obama: "We are fellow Americans. And that's an association that means more to me, than any other." Nice. (Obligatory) classy touch.
I feel like if you dangled one of those cat toys in front of this crowd, they'd leap to their feet, like a throng of addled kittens. I mean, if they're going to react like this...over...this...
Lady screaming "End the war" is drowned out by "USA!"-chants. Sounds...ugly. Is that a second woman, in a pro-choice tank?
"My friends...my dear friends...please, please don't be diverted by the brown noise and the static...heh heh heh..." Okay, I officially hate you a little bit, John. Straight talk, my callipygian rondure.
Yes, keep screaming, 'til you idiots drown out the bitter truth. This speech is a clusterfuck. That's a military term, by the way. Since we're dropping those liberally, I mean, conservatively.