and you WONDER why i'm not married yet...

TO : Your profile: "dime"
SUBJECT : Matrimonial
ATTACHED PHOTO: None

Hi there

I would like to send my detail biodata information please send me e-mail ramesh_usa@___.____
or
call me @732 xxx xxxx.

I would be appreciated if you could be send me your detail information.

Bye,
Ramesh

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my profile is severely specific. it makes boys cry, it's so harsh. but that abrasive, vituperative essay also filters out 99% of the declasse, unwashed masses, yearning to get in my knickers for the rest of what would surely be my unfortunate life.

i state in blistering, acidic terms that i am only interested in x, y and z. that if they are a, b or c then any and especially all of those are dealbreakers. THIS clueless moron violates every one of my fucking rules.

sigh. maybe i need to put a grosser picture up? i think that shot of me in pigtails and vintage playclothes that the captain termed "impish enough to justify wading through all of THAT" is just too fucking alluring. or something. i will say this; i will happily remain ALL ALONE before i marry ramu or any of his oblivious peers. eeek.

Comments

[c. george]

And just where is this corrosive profile located, specifically?

[NS]

As always, the captain is 100% correct. However, take some solace in the fact that Ramu here may have simply spammed all female greencard holders in BrownDating. Either that, or he took your handle at face value. (C.George, it's easy enough to figure out based on the clues that she drops).

[NS]

I thought you were too ornery to get married ...

[Sin]

You have a green card? Hell babe, marry me and get me the fuck out of Karachi! ;)

And Eid mubarak to you as well :)

I know, I abuse the emoticon shamelessly.

[A N N A]

curious george- www.indiandating.com who the fuck am i kidding? i don't care who finds it.

NS- ornery? you're ornery! took my handle at face value? confoosed? it DOES refer to the value of my FACE!

sin- set a date, darling...let's get you the fuck out of there ;)

[Ro]

What? Don't you think partial command of the English language is sexy? I bet homeboy's a sexy bitch!

[mars]

your memory is scary. also, dealbreakers schmealbreakers... you're willing to compromise.

[nars]

mars, shut up. that is all.