damn it, now i can never bitch that "white guys don't find me attractive." gah!

from my browndating.com inbox...more amusement. especially when you consider that the all-important list that the white devil is referencing stated clearly that i wanted a spelling champion. ;) i'm also very turned on by people who are so lazy, they can't ctrl-c/ctrl-v a phrase they find foreign, i.e. "Malayalee" so that it's spelled properly...but if he was too lazy to spell-check his email in the first place or google "malayee" then i shan't be surprised. google, people, google! i don't just rock the gear b/c i am dating it. i BELIEVE in the amazing opportunity for empowerment that THAT little search box provides. you wouldn't go to an interview without googling the company and your interviewer, would you? how the fuck is this any different? google things that puzzle you, damn it!

in all fairness, the man skewered below had no chance. if i WERE an omnivore, i'd like my meat well-done. pink is for dress shirts, not dinner. eeek. if you aren't following my analogy or if you are new to my online empire, i'll be blunt; i don't find white guys attractive (with a few notable exceptions...a certain southern lawyer in "a time to kill" definitely makes my abnormally low-all-the-time temperature rise).

so. why do i post these embarassing missives? why dear readers, so that you may one day have a mere chance with an impossible-to-please wench like me, i mean, it's instructive, isn't it? ;) after all, i'm not the only obnoxious, frisky female with high standards out there! maybe i also post them b/c this really is my diary, and therefore i have the right to post whatever i feel like when it strokes my massive ego, even if it's sloppy. :) why, when i think of all the entertainment i've received from this website, i'm amazed that it was free. good times. y'all should get a profile of your own! :p then YOU can get fun email like this TOO!

FROM : ek nyc gora
TO : Your profile: "dime"
SUBJECT : greetings from manahatta

Hi. That is truly an impeccable list that you've prepared. I've read it carefully. Frankly, I wouldn't have thought someone who created such a list would be 'low maintenace', but for now I'll certainly accept your word, although you must realize there is some irony in that. SO, I meet most all of those requirements, save one which is the indian caste group, b/c i'm not Indian. Thus you would have to switch teams to join me. This has its advantages, e.g. i can't technically give you 'any desi BS', and i can't be a mix of east and west, unless you consider that i live in nyc and grew up in chicago, which is west of here. And my team of one is a really strong one and I need a co-captain, to carry the analogy one step too far...

You might wonder what attracted me to you besides the incredible list, the looks (call me shallow), and a total abundance of personality!? Well, I love NPR and the BBC, and have found so few women who do... so I'm impressed. Shall we say I'm positively inclined toward your intellect. I need a rather razor sharp, fast
woman to keep up with me. A woman who knows and actually cares what's going on around her... You seem to be that, or are you just a chimera?

So I gather that you're from NYC. How did you end up out there? miss it here? if you're not chill how can you possibly fit in in northern cali? I'm doing some deals in SF and was actually out there last week, a shame I didn't stumble across you earlier...

Please explain something: Although I've been surrounded by Indians since college, and in fact a number of Christian indians, most were catholic, and goan, but i don't remember any mention of 'malayee' so i'm very curious as to what that says about you, or doesn't.

SO what are you reading right now? i'm reading 5 or 6 books right now including the new paul auster book, devil in the white city, the john adams biography, and talking to myself...

Ok i could say much more, but for now I've attached a pic (i'm 6ft and athletic, although i what qualifies as an athlete? do you really want an ex pro football player? somehow i doubt it... but i'm in great shape, for what it's worth). Write more if you're interested. I promise you won't be disappointed.

SCB

Comments

[dev]

ya should have sent him the beautifullly photoshopped wedding portraiture of you and abhi. ;~)

[A N N A]

you're right, i totally should have. :D