omg, i cannot possibly concoct shit like this to entertain me...nor can i scrape the smug hater-eating grin off my fucking face. SUCK IT, mallu-boy haters. i found the boy of my dreams, and he rocks my bleeding world! so long, brown dating drama and disappointment; just as i had suspected all along, my belowed was out there and HE found ME.
oh yes, note to self: must delete or otherwise neutralise "dime" like i did with "suitablegirl", so that these wanna-be sarcastic fucks know that hunting season for this bird is OVER. yay!!! :D
IndianDating.com Contact Message: ---------------------------------------------------------FROM : funnyguy@nypd.com
TO : Your profile: "dime"
SUBJECT : you have the greatest profile i have ever seen
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hey,the names ________,i'm 28, live and work as a cop in NYC i printed your profile because i have implemented it into my daily planner in life and made wallet-sized verions just to keep me on my toes. when i respond to domestic disturbances i advise the paternal side of possibilities and remedies via your
profile. i wish could say check out my profile, but although i am a grammer and spelling champion (all state in NY and CT) i failed miserably in your......:possibly all catagories. who cares i write back because i cant imagine any guy who would write to you.let me know of any updates or revisions to your profile so that i may make the appropriate changes to my pda, desktop, laptop, fridge, locker door, and the tattoo on my chest.
thanx
__________so sorry if the lack of caps and proper punctuation made your blood boil...have a nice day.
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