weight: 137
bodyfat: 22
gym: rest.
read: damnit, i'm so tired i can't remember the title...
last type of cheese consumed: nacho + queso asadero
i 'mell like: sandalwood and astringent. it's heady.
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there is a weird pain in my left side. it's getting progressively worse. this bloated awfulness usually signals that a massive bloodletting is about to happen on HERstory, aka my real blog. i'm suffering from the most torturous sort of writer's block EVER. as i'm driving, eating, showering, reading...my mind feverishly turns phrases and composes flawless prose. mentally, i've written the damned post twenty times already...but put me in front of this PC and i freeze.
epiphany: omg. i just realised that i've never "written" anything on this compaq before. dear lord, please don't tell me that the late VAIO was the catalyst for my nascent career as a writer. :( i'd prefer to think that no "blood" has been let b/c i'm sober, and we all know that i blog best when slightly miserable and slightly tipsy, pacifically when the latter is greater than the former...
hmmm.
anyway. in moments like these, rather than have you read my drivel, i'd prefer to direct you to the best thing i read all day-- and maybe all week: my idol Dooce celebrated her 2nd anniversary with the most perfect, understanding husband ever via "dueling" blog posts that tell the truly amazing story of how they met. go read some of THAT, minnows. i guarantee it's better than what you'll find here. ;)
beyond that, there's new stuff at sepia mutiny...a post like this and one like that. they deal w/Sex and the City and Hijras on South Asian TV, if you are so inclined.
i also put a NASTY pic of wicked stepmother britney on my fotolog. i'm no fan of Shar Jackson, or whateverhernameis but if i saw this pic, i'd tell that trailer-weasel Kevin that there ain't NO way my babies will be around someone so filthy. surely a family court judge would agree, no? ack! my "monk"-like germphobe proclivities! i need triclosan, stat!
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