fisking friendster: i'm sure that there will be more, once my head stops exploding

1. people who write "omg, i'm SUCH a bookworm...LOL" after listing two, count 'em, TWO titles under fave books.  you're a bibliophile who hates the majority of the tomes you've wormed through?  wha-?



2. right.  anyone who uses "LOL" mindlessly.  you laughed out loud while typing that you like bhangra?  why is that fact suffused with hilarity which splits your sides?  LOL?  would a smiling emoticon suffice?  please?



3. why must all testimonials commence with "what can i say about..."?  wtf?  i'll tell you what you can say, you can say whatever the bleeding hell you want without prefacing it with that quivering, doubt-tinged, rhetorical torture-device of ability-introspecting.  i think indians, especially mallus are ESPECIALLY guilty of this egregious crime against testimony.  prove me wrong on that one and i'll be grateful, not snarky. 
   
   in other news, if anyone commences a testimonial for me in that manner (with the exception of if it's done ironically), not only will their testimonial NOT be approved, they will be summarily deleted from my friend list.  thems the breaks, bitches.



4. though it doesn't vex me as much as what's above, commencing testimonials with "where do i start?" is also pointless and laaaaaaame.  don't. ask. just. start. 



5. stop using the word "fashionista".  it's almost like the word "classy", if you actually had to use it, you just negated it.

Comments

[andrea]

at least ppl write you testimonials.... :P
friendster is pretty boring for me these days tho so i am bitter

[A N N A]

oh andrea...you're assuming my testimonials are actually VISIBLE. usually it says (0). sigh. fster is sooo beta. ;)

[andrea]

at least you can access friendster without waiting a minute and a half for a page to load, if it loads at all without an error (ahem ORKUT)....

[uh. yeah.]

your 30 frickin years old and obsessed with friendster. I pity you.

[A N N A]

1) learn to read.

2) think critically.

3) hit that second button to the right, it says "GFY".

i pity you, anonypussy. be gone.

[maus]

do numbers two and three above have to do with the fact that you didn't in any point state that you were addicted to friendster? just checking.

jeeez-us, people...can't you just read and enjoy? i know i did. or are you one of the remedial-english graduates she's talking about, and is THAT why you're angry? aha, that must be it. "what can i say" and "where do i start"...seriously, why do you care?

[anon]

who is this "uh yeah"???

[andrea]

when i grow up and turn 30 i wanna be as cool as anna.

age ain't nothin but a number.

so there.