| From: brad <pervert@hotmail.com> |
To: A N N A
Date: Dec 5, 2005 12:31 PM
Subject: For your wife’s b-day you want to make a sperm firework for her?
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By buying 180 pills, be ready for 15 free pills and free shipping as a bonus.
Do you want to do something useful in your life? Advice your friend on our medicine for the best erection.
Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock? Don’t worry, the sounds of your satisfaction from having sex with our new tables will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
Why would someone want to have sex with a table?
I mean, I guess that's okay, if that's the way you are...
Posted by: maisnon | 2005.12.05 at 11:09 PM
i know deeeee got it, but just in case anyone is scratching their heads, "tables" is almost surely a typo for "tablets". it took me a second to figure that out. ;)
Posted by: A N N A | 2005.12.05 at 11:50 PM
and here I thought it was a set of tables, like an excel booklet, that had helpful suggestions for how to have the best sex in tandem with using their pills ;)
I think the subject line is the kicker. But I'm immature like THAT...
Posted by: DesiDancer | 2005.12.06 at 07:10 AM
sperm firework? sperm FIREWORK? that's some funny shit.
DesiDancer, I thought the same thing. I spent a good minute or so thinking of ways "table" could be incorporated in the, er, treatment.
deeps and anna are like, smart and stuff. ;-)
Posted by: PeppermintMocha | 2005.12.06 at 07:48 AM