I see dumb people.

“Why they got these lame-ass bumps here?” he whined to his friend.

The stupidity didn’t stop. Bristling, I finally said, “That’s Braille. So the blind can use ATMs, too.”

“My bad. I didn’t mean…”

I turned away, just as his friend cackled, “That your REAL hair, MISS?”

I spat, “Is THAT all you got?  Please.”

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My first attempt at this was inspired by this.